garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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