Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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