that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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