I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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