I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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