Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude i'm inner monologue high
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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