We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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