That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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