sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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