Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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