Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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