He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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