Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Rumble strips road head = magical
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
