Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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