Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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