so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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