Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Randomize
