if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize
