i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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