Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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