I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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