party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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