To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
