She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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