and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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