Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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