it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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