You made me cry and you don't even care
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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