Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
