And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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