I wish I could punch you in the face.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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