I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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