Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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