you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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