the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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