My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
