do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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