: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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