hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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