He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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