i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
MIDGETS
????
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
