whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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