Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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