we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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