Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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