Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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