i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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