My liver just broke up with me...
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
