How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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