Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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