exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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