His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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