So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
